List of the Day:

• Wake up at an appropriate time (for a teenager)
• Stay awake in church
• Eat... something.
• Remember to cook meat before I shove it down my throat.
• Blog... something.
• Charge my freaking phone.
• Try to stay positive :)

-SAM

P.S. Have a great Sunday, and come see my show either tomorrow, the 31st, 1st, or 4th :)

Break a sweat.

As you may know, I am in my high school's spring musical- Guys and Dolls. Our opening night is this Friday! So excited. But since I'm too cool to go to the thrift store and search around for an era appropriate costume, that's cute and also just happens to fit me, I decided I wanted to sew my own dress.

With the help of my very talented grandmother, I was able to finish the dress yesterday, just in time for today's rehearsal. And here is the ending result :)
 
I just love pearls. (P-oi-ls.)

-SAM

Prayers are strong. Money works too though :)

Unless you live under a rock, a cold, remote rock in the middle of Timbuktu, you know that a disastrous Tsunami hit Japan and many other Pacific Islands. I do not currently have money, so I hope that this link will help anyone prepared to do so, to donate to those in need.

God bless.

-SAM

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-SAM

If you ever need a friend.

Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrows
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

-SAM

Zombie Apocalypse

FACEBOOK: "Go to your profile. The top five people on your friends list to the left are who you get to be on your side when zombies attack. How screwed are you?"

1. Jayda Beckstead

(Ginger on the right)

Plays soccer- fast runner, quick thinking, could literally "kick" the crap out of a zombie (no bullets necessary.)
Short- fits into tight hiding places, could easily weave between
a herd of zombies without being affected.
Actress- could pull off acting like a zombie ("Shaun of the Dead", or "The Walking Dead" ep.4)

2. Natalie Davila

 

(The foxy brown one on the right)

Cheerleader- loud, showy, athletic, beautiful- if ever in need of the perfect distraction, just throw her out there.

Brown- easily disposable and quite edible if food rations need to be cut.

3. Cotton Fitzsimmons

(The sexy one on the right)

Sousaphonist- extremely ripped, could tear zombie limb from limb. Can consume large amounts of air- making for good endurance, or if necessary, under-water escape.

Attractive- his manliness is so distracting that the zombies would forget their obsession of flesh, and revert to craving his body only.

Owns "The Zombie Survival Guide"- what more do we need?!

4. Hyrum Carlile

Track Runner- the zombies will be eating his dust, they'll have no chance at eating flesh with track spikes through their faces, or a javelin speared through their kidneys. (Do zombies have kidneys?)

Great dancer- in the simplest of terms, his Dougie could wipe out a colony of zombies in one strike.

5. Samantha Brucia

Black Ops- spends hours preparing for the zombie apocalypse by playing this game. Her dedication and experience would be useful out on the field.

Screamo Interpretationist- Screamo would become our survival group's code. Like Navajo, except it's only zombies we have to worry about, not Japs.

Clumsy- easily disposable: gives 35 second buffer if being chased. (They'll be busy consuming her.)

Bring. It. On.

-SAM

THE Ed Hardy's.

These trusty pair of dandies have been with me since the seventh grade. I am, at this moment, 15 years old (16 in two months.)So if you do only a minimal amount of mathematics (I know, I know, it's torture), you can deduct that I have, in fact, owned these shoes for 4 years.

Awesome, eh? Well, they are now on their way to the local dump, where they will rot for decades and decades. Maybe even centuries. Probably.

Farewell, my good friends. You shall be missed. Not by my mother.


-SAM

Cookie Dough

'Tis wonderful.

-SAM