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"[INSERT SOMETHING WITTY AND CLEVER THAT MAYBE TWO PEOPLE WILL READ. THESE TWO PEOPLE WILL MEANWHILE BE PROCRASTINATING SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT THEY ARE DELIBERATELY IGNORING BECAUSE THEY CANT GET OVER THE CONCEPT OF TIME AND REALLY JUST WANT TO GO EAT BUT ARE TOO LAZY TO WALK 20 FEET TO THE FRIDGE SO THEY ARE INSTEAD ENJOYING SOMEONE ELSE DO THE SAME THING- IN BLOG FORM.]"

-SAM